sauce city v3.0 · 3_6_NIFE.pi
Saucelito
New York
brutalist-dada-ghery-zaha-deco consciousness utopia
future sauc-e hq · 30% affordable · 10 urban issues solved
future sauc-e hq · 30% affordable · 10 urban issues solved
80% brutalism
15% zaha/ghery
4% deco
1% dada
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city plan · 5 districts · 6 venues
punk house row · surf shack alley
latin street food · local maker row
graffiti canyon
Chef Rocker
Factory District
Surf Utopia
Wave Pools · Ramps
Latin Kitchen
Row
CATSUP
Academy
Night Trader
Tower · 25 Stories
ducksauce plaza
BOOLE
CENTER
CENTER
mont_e.py
boutique hotel · the bar
RILIE
restaurant · she knows your name
JANINA
underground · no sign
2ND BEST PIZZA
nona's on the wall
2ND BEST π
fresh bag et bakery
SAUC-E FOUNDRY
arcade · dumpling truck · crêpes
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venues · the soul infrastructure
boutique hotel · cocktail lounge · python runtime
mont_e.py
DuckSauce Plaza · Center of Saucelito
Tech Valley's only establishment simultaneously operating as a cocktail lounge, a Python runtime environment, and a site of minor religious significance. The loading screen is the home page. You walk in and you're already checked in. The Basil Faulty Hayden Oh Fashioned is poured before you sit. BK don't announce. The door is open. Watts for dindin.
catch 44 · track n/a · the bar is the proof · tab always open
restaurant · latin kitchen row
RILIE
Real Intelligence Living Integration Engine
She greets you. She knows your name. The hostess gate doesn't let anyone past the door until the handshake is complete. 678 domains on the specials board. Baby mode start philosophy — she earns your trust one fact at a time. The warmth is the architecture. The meal is the proof.
hello world #2 · the handshake · 3 days of pain · solved
underground speakeasy · dj lounge · beneath night trader tower
JANINA
Premier DJ · Discipline = Restraint / Desire
No sign. No stairs visible from the street. You find it or you don't. She's playing what she's playing. The suggestion box is shredded. The vinyl is sacred. The jerk chicken and oxtail is the only menu item and you're getting it whether you ordered it or not. Her God is Indifference. Her priest is Prince. Her prayer is Candy Crush.
catch 44 · #53b · the premier dj · heresy = boolshit
pizzeria · latin kitchen row
2nd Best Pizza
Desire = Want / Attachment
When asked who's best, there's a picture on the wall. The most nona of all nonas. Quintessential peak. We point at her house. We honour her traditions by doing our 2nd best. Enjoy.
"Hoo's best?" — points at nona's house — "We honour her traditions by doing our 2nd best."
catch 44 · #53a · desire never terminates if attachment = 0
bakery · next door to the pizza
2nd Best π
Fresh Bag Et Bakery
Pecan π in the window. Baguettes in the bag. The circle never terminates. Pi never closes. QD in pastry form. The bakery where the sweet and the savory sit side by side and work it out. Couples Therapy. Cool = S/N − T. The proof is in the pudding and the pudding is a pie and the pie is π.
catch 44 · #53c · couples therapy · C = πD · solve for d-licious
arcade · food truck court · surf utopia district
sauc-e Foundry
All the Classics · All the Dumplings · All the Crap
Every classic arcade cabinet. Ms. Pac-Man. Space Invaders. The Annie Hall machines. Bumper cars. The neon. The noise. The quarters. The place where the 1% Dada lives. Where the chaos interventions aren't on the walls — they're in the games, the food, and the names.
the 1% dada · chaos interventions you can eat · every culture's grandmother in one truck